Wednesday, December 24, 2008

A not-so-gentle reminder

carried over from a previous posting in the FGR group

Folks, I hate that I feel obliged to say this, but here it goes. Consider this an open letter to the wingers whiners and other miscellaneous fuckwits who don't have anything better to do than cry about how they got their feelings hurt in FGR.

This group is not about you.

Don't get me wrong, we asshats are glad you are here and glad you are having a good time, and really love the inspired genius you all share with the world through this digital forum. But if you for one minute think that this group is anything more than a random assortment of idiots making fun of each other, inciting general civil disobedience, and generally amusing ourselves then you are clearly fucked in the head.

This group is not about you.

Check your ego at the door. Realize that I don't care who you are, and neither does anyone else in here. Prince of Wales? Who gives a fuck. Victim of years of anxiety about your hook nose? Tough shit. Sufferer of anal warts? Your goddam business.

Don't bring your baggage 'round here, cuz we ain't carrying it.

This group is not about you.

It's about us. And when you fuck with us - ANY of us- by taking this too seriously and assuming that any insult, joke, or vulgar haiku is an assault on you personally, don't be surprised when you are rejected swiftly and severely for being an egotisitcal shitbird.

Grow the fuck up and either play along or get fucking lost.

Asshat Trial


  1. damn floozer, you got here fast...

  2. World domination is at hand!!

    PS - ME. It's about ME. God, how many times do I have to tell you guys that? GOD.

  3. i'm confused, muffin... are you saying YOU are GOD and thus it is about you? or are you just using God for emphasis as in... Tina, have some ham. God!

  4. no - I am God. I am the god of hellfire.

    bitca's right though - it's ALL about her.

  5. dude, you are more like the god of pudding and small pretty flowers. Bitca is ten times the god of hellfire that you are.

    And let's be honest... if it's about bitca, what you really mean is that it's about bitca's boobies.

  6. Dude, I'm so joining this group now.